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Crystal Precious
- Known since 2003 as “The Queen of Sass”
- Also known in some circles as an emcee & vocalist
- Usually recognizable by bright neon or primary coloured lingerie
- Raised by drag queens and a professional clown in Winnipeg
- First baby foods were whipped cream and champagne (it’s true, ask the clown)
- Can’t sew ANYTHING but is a hot glue gun sharp shooter
- Has some of the most famous cleavage in North America
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Miss Cherry On Top
- Known since 2003 as “Everyone’s favorite topping”
- Able to do roundhouse kicks in high heels
- Has the biggest line-up of cabana boys in Canada (aiming for world domination)
- Sweet as a cherry, but when she’s behind the wheel she’s just plain scary
- Is the inventor of the Sweet Soul signature Sequined Baseball Bat
- Sweet Soul’s resident choreographer and DJ in fishnet stockings
- Mysteriously has permanent tan lines
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Cara Milk
- Known since birth as “that girl with the ass”
- Will not rest until women around the world are dressed to kill in Sweet Soul Designs
- Somehow constructed an entire 70s sq ft. parachute skirt the night before a show
- Can whip off a bustier one-handed while spinning multiple hoola hoops
- Can put on stockings, garters and false lashes while driving
- Has the ability to convince EVERYONE, even your Uncle Joe from Regina, that they really want to put on a sparkly dress from her tickle trunk
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Little Miss Risk
- Has performed on hundreds of stages in 12 different countries
- Occasionally forgets that Jagermeister is NOT water
- Often has random weapons and taxidermy lying around her home or vehicle
- Has the 4th smallest cinched waist in the world (16 inches)
- Her sweet smile may reveal vampire teeth
- Unafraid to put her size five stiletto through a redneck’s muscle car window
- Will key your classic car and steal your rockabilly girlfriend
- Also performs and manages the Voodoo Dollz for the Big John Bates band
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Rita Star
- Sweet Soul Burlesque’s resident “classy babe” since 2004
- Fell out of a 1940’s movie and can’t figure out why men stopped wearing fedoras all the time
- Full authority on 5-Star everything and not one star less
- Often makes her hot boyfriend strip off his clothes onstage alongside her
- Expert concealer of French lingerie under pinstriped business suits
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Lola Frost
- Literally remembers her past life as a 1920's Jazz baby on the Berlin stage
- Has the super human power to cut any cue and blag her way into an event
- Can drink your boyfriend, girlfriend, uncle, and dog under the table and walk away to tell the story
- Former aliases include KiK GRRRL, DJ Barely Legal, and Lola-Rock-and-Rolla
- To answer the question she gets asked AT LEAST once a week, no no no, her hair is absolutely NOT a wig!
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